Elvis LP for 4 Million Bucks!

Since this LP was a topic of a recent Music Corner thread, I thought there may be some interest in this item....

elvis record - eBay (item 140203390528 end time Feb-09-08 14:14:39 PST)


Be warned, however, that the seller has a -2 feedback rating!

 

You missed his other Elvis records selling for $5,000,000 ... seriously delusional

 

From the listing:

Return policy details: The buyer has 7 days to return the item (the buyer pays shipping fees). The item will be refunded.

Wouldn't it be funny if someone bought it and then returned it six days later?

 

Well, after all, Elvis has been died since 1977!

 

he has? no wonder it costs so much.

Don't ya love his rating of -2? He has a long way to go just to be a zero.

 

you'd think he'd offer free shipping.

 

Hey, it's only $500,000 a side if you can get it at the starting price.

 

Check out his other listings HERE

 

Maybe he left out the decimel point, and he really only wants $40,000.

 

"set it is a one shape i selling it for 4 millon dollars i not selling it cheap no way elvis been died over 30 years i don't play them no more like i said i asking price is 4 millon dollars it is a collector records."


ummmm WHAT?!?!?

 

Check the completed listings. Some of them didn't sell for $200, so he raised the starting bids to over a million

 

I think there are some serious mental issues involved here...

 

I wonder what he'd give me for my Elvis records.

 

Ya think?

"Hello Ebay

This is Doug XXXXXX i selling it is for sale Elvis record call Pure Gold one record set of some of he's songs. For sale for a best offer of higher cost why i not selling them cheap no why i not selling them cheap. Ilke told you is it a one noe shape went elvis

die in 1977 i don't play it no more that's why i selling for a good price of best offer my"

 

According to his feedback, this seller failed to pay (as a buyer) on a $0.99 item. I find this somewhat surprising for a guy who currently has more than $16.5 million of records listed for auction. I think this poor fellow may be one taco short of a combination plate.

 

I like the listing for the Memphis album recorded in Las Vegas.

 

I think we should send an email asking a few naive questions just to see how he answers.

 

I have a couple questions:

What one shape is it?

How many other one shape records do you have?

If Elvis hadn't been died since 1977, would it still be a collector records?

 

This seller is one of those rare individuals who didn't choose "a bottle in front o' me" when given the two options...

 

Looks like he did a nice job repairing the seam splits and corner wear with masking tape.

"I don't play them no more"

 

Why would he need to play them when he's got them taped?

 

His phone numbers on this listing

http://cgi.ebay.com/elvis-record_W0...goryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

I think that looks like the more expensive "duct-tape"...?