What is "Junior Member" vs. "Member"

[feinstein]

How does one get "promoted" from being a lowly "Junior Member"?

[Jeffrey]

Hi,

Keep on doin' what your doin'. It is strictly based on the # of times ya have posted. Big deal, isn't it?

The Music Never Stops,
Jeffrey

[Unknown]

You need to pay me $20. Cash.

Serially, on your 30th post to the board you get "promoted".

If you thought that was silly, there used to be a "member rating" feature where people could rate each other on a scale of one to five stars...

;)

[Dave]

What!? You guys aren't going to tell him about our secret society and about his secret decoder ring and easy chair? :D

[Gary]

Dave, you revealed the existance of the secret society. That's one demerit point for you! ;)

Ooops - did I just confirm the existance of the society... :eek:

Hand me that demerit point!

[Sckott]

Just to prove that you're not just a passing fan, we cuff you while in a large burlap bag and dunk you in the snake tank head first.

You are then hung upside down, arms secure, dropped slowly. You must then audiably shout the names of all original UK Beatles Lps once you've sucked in your last breath, lips almost getting submurged.

If you count "Help!" in the list more than once, you're disqualified, and then we put you in the cage wet and still cuffed with Sparky the Bengled Tiger before his daily feeding.

Now you know why most people here are really nice. Except Grant. He ate a couple of snakes and the tiger won't turn his back on him...ever.

Muhuhahahaha...

Regards,
Sckott the ordinary member.

[Dave]

And if you believe that Sckott is the ordinary one I've got some lush Pine forest for sale in El Centro CA. ;)

[Jeffrey]

Hey Mr. Ordinary,

Bring on Sparky, he doesn't scare me. Geez, compared to my ole' lady he's a freakin' pussycat. Now if ya wanna up the ante, I gotta couple ex-girlfriends that can make this a real challenge.

What ya think?
Jeffrey

[Gary]

Jeffrey, if they put you in charge of the initiation, I'm either gonna be a lurker, give up my membership to become "anononoonmyus" or volunteer to become tiger meat - keep those ladies to yourself, man!
;)

[Andrew]

To be anything other than a "junior" member, you must posess a super-power, like in the Justice League of America. :p

[Uncle Al]

I think my promotion was a mistake.

[Highway Star]

Originally posted by Jeffrey:
Hi,

Keep on doin' what your doin'. It is strictly based on the # of times ya have posted. Big deal, isn't it?

The Music Never Stops,
Jeffrey

Wha? I thought it was because I had not accumulated enough DCC discs? :confused: :rolleyes:

[Kevin Sypolt]

Well fine... Then I'm posting this stinkin' message, 'cause I wanna be a Member someday too! :D

[Ian]

Geeze guys you forgot the cricket bat ritual :eek: