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Jamie Tate
08-01-2003, 06:57 PM
Can you believe this crap? (http://www.har-bal.com/)

We might as well go here to get our mastering done:

www.hardees.com
Cliff
08-01-2003, 07:02 PM
How on earth did you hear about this, Jamie? :eek:
BradOlson
08-01-2003, 07:06 PM
This is crazy.
Craig
08-01-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by yesman
We might as well go here to get our mastering done:
www.hardees.com

If you like your sound
THICK
THICK
THICK
ferric
08-01-2003, 07:22 PM
"Mastering is no longer a mystery." :laugh:

for only $349.00

operators are standing by.
Lord Hawthorne
08-01-2003, 07:24 PM
The fact that people will flock to this demonstrates a form of Darwinism.
Gary
08-01-2003, 10:34 PM
Well at least we won't go hungry.... :D

I guess there is one born every minute! :laugh:
SVL
08-01-2003, 11:05 PM
As was mentioned in an earlier thread, computers will soon select what music will be released... now, other computers will have it mastered. They only need to come up with a computer listener, and the circle will be complete :D
Jason Brown
08-01-2003, 11:22 PM
If nothing else, I'm just glad that someone outside of this forum recognizes the fact that most CDs are mastered poorly nowdays.
Damián
08-02-2003, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by SVL
As was mentioned in an earlier thread, computers will soon select what music will be released... now, other computers will have it mastered. They only need to come up with a computer listener, and the circle will be complete :D

True.. then they'll leave us alone to start all over again.
Geoman076
08-02-2003, 06:41 AM
Order before midnight tonight, and get a free bamboo steamer!:)
Ron Stone
08-02-2003, 07:03 AM
Music can have medicinal benefits: once, at an overcrowded concert, I had to sit on the subwoofer. Let me tell ya, that'll clear up (or out) any constipation or backed-up fluids what's ailing you. I think it could've shook out a kidney stone.
jamesmaya
08-02-2003, 07:47 AM
Now why would I want to pay good money for Har-Bal? That's what my cat is for.

Jim W.
Grant
08-02-2003, 10:24 AM
from websiteAny continuous or highly repetitive sound structures in a club environment are always a source of general irritation that ultimately contributes to impaired feelings about that song. Such energies probably cause phase disruption. The process of harmonic balancing has a rhythmic structure all of its own. Sounds that conflict with that structure will disturb a listener.

Sounds like veiled anti-rock/anti dance music propaganda to me.
Xyzzy
08-02-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Grant
from website

Sounds like veiled anti-rock/anti dance music propaganda to me.

That's putting it nicely! It reminds me of the old complaints about so-called "race music."
Gary
08-02-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Grant
from website
Sounds like veiled anti-rock/anti dance music propaganda to me.

I disagree, Grant! I just think it's a great marketing scheem that someone thought up for this gizmos! Ever meet those types of "earthy" people - you know, ones who grow their own veggies, etc? I think that'll appeal to them.

Wonder if it works...?? :D
Trogg
08-25-2003, 05:29 AM
Check out their review
http://www.homerecordingconnection.com/news.php?action=view_story&id=214
whitenoise
08-25-2003, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Trogg
Check out their review
http://www.homerecordingconnection.com/news.php?action=view_story&id=214

Which contains about a sentence regarding actual sound quality, of course, and to save you the trouble, here it is, for your edification:

it is sometimes subtle, but it is pleasing

Oh, yeah. :righton: