David Letterman's "Top Ten Good Things About Having Shingles"

[AKA]

Top Ten Good Things About Having Shingles

From The Late Show With David Letterman, March 31, 2003

10. There's nothing good about the ****ing shingles. The ****suckers are so ***damn painful, every minute you pray some giant son-of-a-bitch will shove a red-hot poker up your ***.

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[Evan L]

That was f**king hilarious!!!:laugh:

[RDK]

Thanks for posting that. I really wanted to see the show last night but I conked out at 10:30!

[Beatlelennon65]

I caught the show from 11 on and it was great. I was going to post the top 10 bit, but I didnt know if it would go over well with the Gorts. Of course I wouldnt have bleeped everything out so it's probably best that AKA posted it even if he is an evil evil bastard. I already had those sacds bought in my mind. I wonder how long he had to work on that.

[AKA]

Originally posted by Beatlelennon65
I caught the show from 11 on and it was great. I was going to post the top 10 bit, but I didnt know if it would go over well with the Gorts. Of course I wouldnt have bleeped everything out so it's probably best that AKA posted it even if he is an evil evil bastard. I already had those sacds bought in my mind. I wonder how long he had to work on that.

I was planning it for weeks. :D